Girls seeking attention

Guys, social media was a very good invention I must say.... But seeking attention on social media is so totally wrong. Many have lost themselves in their quest to again attention from friends  and followers alike.
I base my discussion on this one lady known as @huddahmonroe... Guys this is one lady who has never stopped seeking for attention. I may just refers to her as the Kenyan Lady gaga, noooo... this is a Paris Hilton kind but with a appetite for attention like a teenage girl. We don't blame her, but you are not a leader when you have many followers on twitter. You gain nothing by going nude on social media, I mean you may gain followers but for the wrong reasons to be precise. It doesn't count, since all in all you will be confirming the fears of many of how worthless you are when you upload nude pictures of yourself like the way the lady mentioned above has done in her recent posts.
Its obvious even with a her on the pulse pullout of every Friday she still is craving for attention. What next can you expect of her? Much, believe me and this are the very ways that Paris Hilton and the likes started out.
Check out this photo of HuddahMonroe and tell me if she isn't loosing it.
https://twitter.com/i/#!/HUDDAHMONROE/media/slideshow?url=http%3A%2F%2Flockerz.com%2Fs%2F267155101 this a photo that she uploaded earlier today, maybe by the time she realises that tweeps will be satisfied with eye candy she may just pull it down and post another.
But folks she is not the only one, there are many others like her, who realised that lies do sell on twitter and nude pics gain you followers in huge numbers similarly. You may or may not know them, all I can say is shame on them. I mean God gave you boobs to give unto babies to suck milk, yet you are using them to get followers on twitter and friends on facebook. Shame on you.
What I can lastly scrible down is, don't loose yourself on twitter, noooo... social media.

Kenyan Problems are caused by MP's

KENYAN PROBLEMS ARE CAUSED BY MEMBERS OF PARLIAMENT

Can you believe it that the problems Kenyans face on a daily basis are caused by members of parliament? It may seem hard to believe, but its through the creation of these problems that they get the ability to squeeze out the money from citizens of this nation.

I will use various sectors to explain how it is that member's of parliament make it hard for most of us to love in this tidy country.

Transport:

The transport sector is owned by many mps in parliament and a few folks who are trying and already have connections to most folks in government. Now, in the case that an Mp owns a vehicle that plies a certain route be assured that he wants every single cent from the folks living in that part of beloved Kenya. So you will most probably find that he has like a fleet of 5 to 10 vehicles that ply that specific route. Ever wondered how come the owner managed to purchase that much number of vehicles?? Its the trying class of citizens that own only one or two matatus that ply a certain route.

Social degrade:

Members of parliament are paid a lot. Many Kenyans are paid peanuts. So the thing is to wonder how come some folks manage to reach that point in a flash... Thats a question for another day. The flesh is the major reason behind the troubles of many males. So do members of parliament face these same problems. At times, we do give an eye to cleavage and wish we had a taste. An mp's wishes always come true at the swiping of his card. Once a lady who is desperate to acquire money in the right wrong way falls for the option of walking the street, that is a vuvuzela blow away from Simmers..... Everything is solved. Ladies do share their experiences and that's why these days whores in Nairobi are brave enough to want prostitution to be legalized in our nation. God forbid.

Prices of goods:

Its obvious you have come across a good at the supermarket or at a store somewhere and wished you would have it, but the price tag on that particular item is what made you have second thoughts. Well, truth be told, it is all the mp's fault that the price of that good has been raised that high so that it may be reserved for a certain league of individuals. They actually don't want the average Kenyan to maximize the utility out of the product, that's why its that expensive.

Taxes:

It is all the fault of members of parliament that we get over taxed in Kenya. Other nations are even surprised to hear that we are taxed so highly. I bet if the individuals in this nation who felt the pinch that the taxation did to there salaries got ignited with some Egypt spirit, then we would probably have a new president and all those who think they own the country would be put in their place.

Weapons:

How did Kenyans get access to weapons? Weapons that are not registered in the first place. Its all the fault of the mps. They are trying to make you feel secure with those weapons though we are just going to slay ourselves.

Bombs:

Ever wondered how come whenever a scandal come up and it involves the top in parliament then a bomb is detonated somewhere through all means be it traditional or modern means. There was the de la rue saga that was quieted by a bomb blast in machakos bus station. Now they are trying to shift your attention from the baragoi saga by exploding bombs in eastleigh. So the technique usually is.... explode a bomb and make them loose focus on what they were previously focused on.

So there you have it. Mps are the burdens that trouble Kenyans. If only you voted wisely and not for the hogs that are ready to milk you then kill you, Kenya would live up to some of the goals that it looks to achieve like eliminating corruption.

In loving memory

Kisumu Town East ODM Chairman Shem Onyango Okeyo "Kwega" has been shot dead near mamba hotel kisumu. He was shot together with his wife and were rushed to Aga Khan hospital where he was pronounced dead.
The above statement should be corrected to was assassinated. The whole ordeal is pure politics.
Having known Shem Olago as a friend to the family, he didn't deserve to die such a horrible death.
It is with the death of this comrade that the government and every other government should start selling bullets at the price tag of ksh.1000000.
That would ensure that each and every folk that was shot the owner of the bullet would come back for it. Then finally the law would catch up with such dudes.
Surely, is it a crime to be a Luopean these days? If so I don't know why.
Back then was Tom Mboya shot. You all know who shot him. Robert Ouko was also shot and you know very well who shot him.Shem Onyango Kwega was shot and somebody knows who shot him.
We cant all sit back and pretend that we don't know who is responsible for that. Somebody knows something and somebody knows that it is political in nature.
Need I say more? No! Its just that some people can't stand seeing some people prosper.
Julius Ceasar slew with a sword, and so did he die by the sword and so did the person who was responsible for the killling of Julius Ceasar.

Good people die, I don't know why. One thing I know is that....."In Christ, to die is to gain" 

KALEMBE NDILE'S LETTER TO BILL GATES

Dear Bill Gates,

1. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the "Shut Down" button.

3. There is a button "Start" but there is no "Stop" button. We request you to check this.

4. We find there is "Run" in the menu. One of my friend clicked "Run" has run up to kibwezi town. So, we request you to change that to "Sit", so that we can click that by sitting.

5. One doubt is that any "Re-Scooter" available in system? As I find only "Re-Cycle", but I own a scooter at my home.

6. There is "Find" button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this 'Find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??

7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my "Mouse" from the Cat, So I suggest you to provide one DOG to kill that cat..
(In fact ma worry is , once, the cat went near the mouse but it dint move, could it be dead?)

9. My child learnt "Microsoft Word" now he wants to learn "Microsoft Sentence", so when will U provide that?

10.And the final question, Why do u call yourself Gates and u sell Windows?

Best regards
Kalembe

Wave of Change

Kenya is eyeing vision 2030 and it may happen. When the vision 2030 was launched, some folks joked that it would begin on December 31st 12:59pm the year 2029. Seems that the government is determined to keeping their promise.
Initially it was believed that it was only Nairobi that was being given a facelift, but no. Kisumu is also undergoing a wave of change. Change is seen from the way the youth invited Uhuru Kenyatta to UK, the infrastructure and now there are traffic jams in Kisumu.
Buildings are mushrooming from every point and old facilities being renovated like the Moi Stadium which was in a pathetic state. Uchumi have pitched tent on Hammer road, next to Central Bank of Kenya and New Kkisumu Hotel. Avenue medical clinic have decided to construct a hospital to make Aga Khan run for their money at Kibuye market. More is happening with Nakumatt having seized the Total petrol station and have a vision of constructing a new branch there.
Not forgetting about the roads. Thika Road is a pleasant piece and so is a road of the same calibre being built in Kisumu at the Kondele road split. Many have started saying wan be igero nwa ndara ma en gorofa (a storey road is built for us). I don't know how many lanes they are planning to put on this upcoming roads, but it sure will give Kisumu a new look.
Here are some pictures of those that are soon experiencing change